In general, I am pretty bad ass. I don’t get scared of much. And this post is meant to be funny, not serious. I obviously have very normal fears in life, the big scary ones I don’t want to think about or I will cry.
I have a few irrational fears, and I would love to hear if anyone is as crazy as I am 🙂 Probably not…but worth a try.
1. I am petrified someone is going to push me, or I am going to fall and crack my teeth on the faucet while I am brushing my teeth. When I brush my teeth, I am on high alert, any unexpected noise is someone, maybe a ghost or alien coming to break my front teeth off. I say ghost or alien, because I am still scared even if no one is home.
2.Lil’ Red. There is nothing I can think of that is more creepy. I don’t like when he folds into himself and pops open. Just yuck. So incredibly odd. I know my college friends will agree. I almost posted a photo, but I didn’t want to Google that creeper. Google at your own risk.
3. Someone sliding something into my purse while I am not looking and then accidentally stealing it. I don’t honestly know how this could happen, but I am paranoid that the alarm is going to go off when I leave a store and that someone smuggled something while I wasn’t looking. I watch my bags closely, especially at airports, I take those warnings SERIOUSLY! Airports are a topic for another day, I could write all day about airports and flying.
I hope you all have a great Monday, but PLEASE be careful when you brush your teeth, that is no joke.
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